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-Yo momma's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.
-Yo momma's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the $2 sex!
-Yo momma's really nice, all my friends think so too.
-Yo momma's so nice, I love her.
-What's the difference between Yo momma and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds.
-The other day when I went over to your house to visit your sister, Yo momma ran out from under the porch and bit my leg.
-Yo momma interned for Bill Clinton.
-Yo momma's such a lazy ho, the only thing she won't do is the dishes.
-Yo momma's such a ho, when you step on her feet her legs pop open.
-Yo momma reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit.
-Yo momma's blind and seeing another man.
-Yo momma's blind talkin' bout seeing is believing.
-Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
-Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
-Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday.
-I would talk about Yo dad but I don't like to brag.
-If Yo momma had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
-Yo momma's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them.
-Yo momma applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
-Yo momma's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them.
-Yo momma's so cold, when she spreads her legs, a little light comes on.
-Hey I'm jealous! Yo momma's dick is bigger than mine.
-Yo momma's dick is bigger than mine and I can't wear pants.
-I seen Yo momma on the corner with a mattress on her back yelling "Curb service!"
-Yo momma's dick is so big, she makes yo daddy jealous.
-Yo momma's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous.
-Yo momma lost at Hide N' Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
-Yo momma threw the shot-put in high-school.
-Yo momma's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes.
-Yo momma's so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps.
-Yo momma's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes.
-Yo momma's so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time.
-Yo momma's knock-kneed, Yo daddy's bo-legged, and when they walk down the street they spell OK.
-Yo momma fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50.
-Yo momma's cookin' is so bad, even the roaches say "Naw man, I ate before I came over."
-Yo momma and daddy are so fat, when they were going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got hungry, and went to
Denny's instead.
-Yo momma's so jealous, she got mad when I made you suck my dick.
-Yo momma's pussy is so dry, sand crabs cary canteens.
-Yo momma's pussy is so cold, my tongue gets stuck to it whenever I lick it.
-Yo momma's pussy is so stank, you can't eat it without a lifeguard on duty.
-Yo momma was on the cover of Crackwhore magazine last month.
-Yo momma's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.
-Yo momma sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.
-Yo momma sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.
-Yo momma sucks so much, a black hole would be embarrased.
-Yo momma got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
-Yo momma sucks dick so hard, I had to pull the sheets out of my ass.
-Yo momma's such a bitch, she barks when I fuck her doggy style.
-Yo momma's such a bitch, she had to get a rabies shot.
-Yo momma's such a bitch, she has to wear a collar.
-Yo momma's such a bitch, she eats a Milkbone after each blowjob.
-Yo momma's such a bitch, she bites the mailman.
-Yo momma's such a bitch, I kicked her for humping my leg.
-Yo momma's such a cold bitch, her tits give soft serve ice cream.
-Yo momma's so crusty, she shits loafs.
-Yo momma's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
-Yo momma wears knee-pads and calls out "Curb service."
-Yo momma's so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.
-Yo momma's so white, she could go to her wedding naked.
-Yo momma's so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.
-Yo momma's so white, she craps mashed potatoes.
-Yo momma's so white, she jumps in the snow and disappears.
-Yo momma's so white, she could scare a ghost.
-Yo momma' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome.
-Yo momma's so cross-eyed, when she dropped a dime, she thought she picked up two nickels.
-Yo momma's so cross-eyed, when I put my dick in her mouth she said "One at a time!"
-Yo momma's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
-Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.
-Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater.
-Yo momma fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
-Yo momma's a ho in training.
-Yo momma's a stunt double for the predator.
-Yo momma's a stunt double for John Travolta.
-Yo momma's a stunt double for Mr. Clean.
-Yo momma's a stunt double for Richard Simmons.
-Yo momma's so ragged out, when she sat on a stool she started sliding down.
-Yo momma's in a wheelchair talkin' bout "Stop pushing me 'round."
-Yo momma's in a wheelchair talkin' bout "I ain't standing for this!"
-Yo momma's house is so cold, the roaches ice skate through the kitchen.
-Yo momma's house is so nasty, when I went in the bathroom I saw a ring around the tub and a bunch of roaches. I asked
what they were doing and they said they were having a track meet but I'd have to buy a ticket to watch.
-Yo momma's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggies.
-Yo momma's house is so nasty, even the roaches wear slippers.
-Yo momma's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades.
-Yo momma's house is so small, we had to eat a large pizza outside.
-Yo momma's house is so small, the cockroaches are hunchbacked.
-Yo momma said I should get a $100 tattoo, 'cause then whenever she wants to blow a $100, she's got me.
-Yo momma been on welfare so long that her picture is on food stamps.
-Just because Yo momma spends most of her time in the missionary position, it doesn't make her a nun.
-Just because Yo momma sucks dick in a phone booth, it doesn't make her a call girl.
-Yo momma's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet.
-Yo momma's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind.
-Yo momma's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate.
-Yo momma's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and broke the back window.
-Yo momma's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside.
-Yo momma's house is so small, I threw a rock through the window and hit everyone inside.
-Yo momma's house is so small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard.
-Yo momma's house is so small, the front and back doors are the same door.
-Yo momma's middle name is Rambo.
-Yo momma's missing a finger and can't count past 9.
-Yo momma's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
-Yo momma's so flat chested, she's jealous of the wall.
-Yo momma's so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.
-Yo momma's so cheap, I gave her a penny for sex and she gave me change.
-Yo momma's so cheap, even you could buy her.
-Yo momma's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
-Yo momma's so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
-Yo momma's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say Ho Ho Ho she thought she was getting it three times.
-Yo momma puts the Ho in Ho Ho Ho.
-Yo momma's such a ho that when she turns off the bedroom light, she closes the car door.
-Yo momma's so easy, after sex she says "Who are you guys?"
-Yo momma's such a whore, she doesn't say "Cock-a-doodle-do", she says "Any cock'll do!"
-Yo momma's such a whore, she listed you as an incedental on her tax returns.
-Yo momma's such a ho, Yo daddy is a multiple-choice question.
-Yo momma's twice the man you are.
-You'll never be the man Yo momma was.
-Yo momma's a man.
-Yo momma, 'nuff said.
-Yo momma is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
-Yo momma talks on the phone so much, it's even busy when I dial the wrong number.
-Yo momma got on the bus and started hanging curtains.
-Yo momma drives a peanut.
-Yo momma said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.
-Yo momma sets off car alarms when she runs.
-Yo momma works at the government cheese factory.
-Yo momma was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
-Yo momma's a one-legged lesbian kick boxer.
-Yo momma was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
-Yo momma watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
-Yo momma wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
-Yo momma's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant.
-Yo momma's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles.
-Yo momma's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost.
-Yo momma's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom.
-Yo momma's Yo momma.
-Yo momma's maxi pads are so thick, she could bend over and deflect bullets.
-Yo momma's so chunky, she be the chunkiest momma in all da' land.
-I just saw Yo momma walking down the hall with a mattress straped to her back asking for volunteers!
-I saved Yo momma's life today... I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over.
-I saw Yo momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
-I saw Yo momma eating a Ho Ho and thought to myself... I guess you are what you eat.
-Yo momma's such a whore that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
-I could have been Yo daddy but the dog beat me up the stairs.
-I could have been Yo daddy, but the monkey in front of me in line didn't use a condom.
-I could have done Yo mom, but when my grandmother gave me a quarter she said to not spend it all in one place.
-I could have been Yo daddy, but the line was too long.
-I could have been Yo daddy, but the dog beat me under the fence.
-I went over to bang your momma but the dog beat me up.
-Yo momma's so strong, she can blow a bubble with a Now-N-Later.
-Yo momma's so strong, she can gargle peanut butter.
-Yo momma's so strong, she beat up Popeye the Sailor.
-Yo momma's strong... then again, smell isn't everything.
-If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
-If your mom and dad got a divorace, they'd still be brother and sister.
-The difference between Yo momma and a washing machine is that when I dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn't call
me the next day.
-The back of Yo momma's heels are so ashy it looks like she been kickin' up flour.
-What's the difference between Yo momma and a Lay-Z-Boy? One's soft, squishy, and always has someone in it. The other
is a chair.
-What's the difference between Yo momma and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it.
-The difference between Yo momma and a 747: not everyone's been on a 747.
-The difference between Yo momma and a 747 is that Yo momma carries more passengers.
-The difference between Yo momma and a 747: about 20 pounds.
-The difference between Yo momma and a pretzel is that a pretzel doesn't have my nuts on it's chin.
-I'm gonna cut yo momma down so hard crack couldn't get her high.
-You suck, yo sista' sucks, and Yo momma would suck too... If I had a nickel.
-Yo momma's so country, her wedding cake was made out of cornbread.
-Yo momma's so country, she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
-You don't have a momma, just two dads and a chemistry set.
-You suck... your mom does too but she charges.
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