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-Yo momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
-Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
-Yo momma's got one tooth and people call her chomper.
-Yo momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail.
-Yo momma's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue.
-Yo momma's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store.
-Yo momma's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green.
-Yo momma's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that shit if you want to."
-Yo momma's teeth look like Honey Smacks.
-Yo momma's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.
-When I looked at Yo momma's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.
-Yo momma's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butter scotch.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes light up.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody said "I see the light!"
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, you'd think she's been blowin' the Simpsons.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she's got a Twinkie in her mouth.
-Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack.
-Yo momma's teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the cavity creeps.
-Yo momma's teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest.
-Yo momma's teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth.
-Yo momma's teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with Mr. Ed.
-Yo momma's teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys.
-Yo momma's missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth.
-Yo momma's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.
-Yo momma's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death.
-Yo momma's got snakeskin teeth.
-Yo momma's got shark teeth.
-Yo momma's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."
-Yo momma's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
-Yo momma's teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them.
-Yo momma's teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose.
-Yo momma's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one mile."
-Yo momma's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.
-Yo momma's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
-Yo momma's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
-Yo momma's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.
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