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-Yo momma's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
-Yo momma's so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
-Yo momma's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.
-Yo momma's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.
-Yo momma's so tall, Michael Jordan has to look up at her.
-Yo momma seems taller since the last time I saw her. Oh wait, she was on her knees that time.
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