-Yo momma's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
-Yo momma's so skinny, her nipples touch.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.
-Yo momma's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.
-Yo momma's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
-Yo momma's so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
-Yo momma's so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
-Yo momma's so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
-Yo momma's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
-Yo momma's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.
-Yo momma's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
-Yo momma's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
-Yo momma's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
-Yo momma's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
-Yo momma's so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
-Yo momma's so skinny and flat, she's the only woman in the world with two backs.
-Yo momma's so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.