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-Yo momma's so short, I'm nuts over her.
-Yo momma's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
-Yo momma's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
-Yo momma's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
-Yo momma's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
-Yo momma's so short, she can do push-ups under the door.
-Yo momma's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
-Yo momma's so short, she can limbo under the door.
-Yo momma's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
-Yo momma's so short, she poses for trophies.
-Yo momma's so short, Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin' on her.
-Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
-Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.
-Yo momma's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.
-Yo momma's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"
-Yo momma's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
-Yo momma's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
-Yo momma's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.
-Yo momma's so short, even Verne Troyer has to watch where he walks cuz he might just step on her.
-Yo momma's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.
-Yo momma's so short, her best friend is an ant.
-Yo momma's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
-Yo momma's so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
-Yo momma's so short, she can suck my dick standing up.
-Yo momma's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.
-Yo momma's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass.
-Yo momma's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.
-Yo momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
-Yo momma's so short, you can see her whole body on her driver's license.
-Yo momma's so short, she can take a bath in a thimble.
-Yo momma's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.
-Yo momma's so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.
-Yo momma's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone.
-Yo momma's so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.
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