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-Yo momma's so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING DONG!"
-Yo momma's so poor, the mat on her front porch says "Wel "
-Yo momma's so poor, I saw her doing headspins on a Cheerios box in front of Goodwill for a piece of Wonder bread.
-Yo momma's so poor, she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.
-Yo momma's so poor, she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.
-Yo momma's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.
-Yo momma's so poor, I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said "Next one who moves!"
-Yo momma's so poor, when I was taking family portraits for you and said "Cheese!" she went looking for the
line.
-Yo momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Ain't
you ever seen a mobile home?"
-Yo momma's so poor, I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.
-Yo momma's so poor, the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it.
-Yo momma's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
-Yo momma's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?"
she said "Nope, just found one!"
-Yo momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
-Yo momma's so poor, she doesn't wear Tommy Hilfiger, she wears Tommy's Over The Hill Nigga.
-Yo momma's so poor, her BOSS pants are unemployed.
-Yo momma's so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet,
praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!"
-Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her house, two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.
-Yo momma's so poor, I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"
-Yo momma's so poor, the bank repossesed her cardboard box.
-Yo momma's so poor, she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
-Yo momma's so poor, she sits on the corner with a bunch of roaches singin' "We are family!"
-Yo momma's so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said
"Remodeling."
-Yo momma's so poor, I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said "Who knocked?"
-Yo momma's so poor, I saw her shaking a can around and asked her what she was doing and she said "Redecorating."
-Yo momma's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said "Don't be greedy."
-Yo momma's so poor, I came over for dinner and she read me recipes.
-Yo momma's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
-Yo momma's so poor, she has to take the trash IN.
-Yo momma's so poor, she lives in a two story Dorito bag with a dog named Chip.
-Have you heard the story about the old lady that lived in a shoe? Well Yo momma is so poor, she lives in a flip flop.
-Yo momma's so poor, I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.
-Yo momma's so poor, her front and back doors are on the same hinge.
-Yo momma's so poor, I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
-Yo momma's so poor, her doormat doesn't say "Welcome," it says "Welfare."
-Yo momma's so poor, when I stepped on her doormat she said "Hey, you can't go upstairs."
-Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!"
-Yo momma's so poor, I went into her house and saw a bunch of cockroaches sittin' around the toilet singin' "We are
family!"
-Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said, "Hey, who turned off the
heater?"
-Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo momma said, "Who turned off the lights?"
-Yo momma's so poor, I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said, "Hey, where'd Grandma
go?"
-Yo momma's so poor, when I went to use her bathroom, I saw a roach sitting on a Pepsi can talkin' `bout "Wait your
turn!"
-Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she gave me two sticks. I asked her what
the sticks were for and she said "One's to hold up the ceiling, the other is to fight off the roaches."
-Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."
-Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she handed me a shovel and said "May
the force be with you."
-Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "Two buckets to your left."
-Yo momma's so poor, she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
-Yo momma's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
-Yo momma's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.
-Yo momma's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
-Yo momma's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
-Yo momma's so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
-Yo momma's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
-Yo momma's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
-Yo momma's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
-Yo momma's so poor, when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the
good china!"
-Yo momma's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
-Yo momma's so poor, burglars break in and leave money.
-Yo momma's so poor, people rob her house for practice.
-Yo momma's so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
-Yo momma's so poor, she can't even afford free cookies from the supermarket.
-Yo momma's so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.
-Yo momma's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
-Yo momma's so poor, she put a thirstbuster on layaway with food stamps.
-Yo momma's so poor, she put free samples on layaway.
-Yo momma's so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take food-stamps.
-Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked what was for dinner, so she lit my pockets on fire and said "Hot
Pockets."
-Yo momma's so poor, she has a wooden beeper and when it goes off, it goes (Now you knock on something wood)
-Yo momma's so poor, when I sat on the couch a roach said "Get the hell off! I pay rent."
-Yo momma's so poor, when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spagetti."
-Yo momma's so poor, after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.
-Yo momma's so poor, even the republicans were willing to give her welfare.
-Yo momma's so po, she can't even afford the last two letters.
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