20. "I've got something special in the sack for you."

19. "Some of my best toys run on batteries. <wink wink>"

18. "Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?"

17. "Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well that's

what the Mrs. calls it)"

16. "I see you when you are sleeping, and you don't wear

any underwear do you?"

15. "I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip

the small talk, sister."

14. "Screw the nice list, you are automatically on my

naughty list babe."

13. "I put the Ho in Ho Ho Ho."

12. "How bout a little lap action from Mommy"

11. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."

10. "I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."

9. "I've got something you can hang a wreath on."

8. "One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin'

reindeer!"

7. "Buy you a Zima?"

6. "That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to

see you."

5. "Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."

4. "I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!"

3. "Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat,

bearded cowboy of love!"

2. "I've got an elf in my pants!"

1. "Wanna join the mile high club?"