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-Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
-Yo momma's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
-Yo momma's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.
-Yo momma's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
-Yo momma's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
-Yo momma's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
-Yo momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
-Yo momma's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
-Yo momma's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
-Yo momma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
-Yo momma's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
-Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
-Yo momma's so old, her memory is in black and white.
-Yo momma's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
-Yo momma's so old, she used to baby-sit -Yoda.
-Yo momma's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
-Yo momma's so old, her social security number is 1.
-Yo momma's so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
-Yo momma's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
-Yo momma's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
-Yo momma's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
-Yo momma's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
-Yo momma's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
-Yo momma's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
-Yo momma's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
-Yo momma's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
-Yo momma's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
-Yo momma's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
-Yo momma's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.
-Yo momma's so old, she rode the maiden voyage of Noah's Ark.
-Yo momma's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
-Yo momma's so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.
-Yo momma's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
-Yo momma's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
-Yo momma's so old, she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
-Yo momma's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
-Yo momma's so old, her birthday expired.
-Yo momma's so old, she helped build Noah's Ark.
-Yo momma's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs.
-Yo momma's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
-Yo momma's so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.
-Yo momma's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
-Yo momma's so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
-Yo momma's so old, she has an autographed bible.
-Yo momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
-Yo momma's so old, she farts out dust.
-Yo momma's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
-Yo momma's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
-Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
-Yo momma's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.
-Yo momma's so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
-Yo momma's so old, when she was -Young rainbows were black and white.
-Yo momma's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
-Yo momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the
way.
-Yo momma's so old, she watches PBS.
-Yo momma's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
-Yo momma's so old, she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
-Yo momma's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
-Yo momma's so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
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