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-Yo momma's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
-Yo momma's like Burger King... Your way, right away.
-Yo momma's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead.
-Yo momma's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.
-Yo momma's like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts.
-Yo momma's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.
-Yo momma's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.
-Yo momma's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
-Yo momma's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
-Yo momma's like the new AOL 9.0: Fun, fast, easy and free!
-Yo momma's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.
-Yo momma's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.
-Yo momma's like a Mr. Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth.
-Yo momma's like a Mr. Bucket, I can always put my balls in her mouth.
-Yo momma's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
-Yo momma's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her.
-Yo momma's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.
-Yo momma's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.
-Yo momma's like a library, open to the public.
-Yo momma's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat.
-Yo momma's like an ATM, open 24 hours.
-Yo momma's like Discover card, she gives cash back.
-Yo momma's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.
-Yo momma's like a microwave, one button and she's hot.
-Yo momma's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.
-Yo momma's like a mail box, open day and night.
-Yo momma's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."
-Yo momma's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.
-Yo momma's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.
-Yo momma's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.
-Yo momma's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.
-Yo momma's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
-Yo momma's like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind.
-Yo momma's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.
-Yo momma's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.
-Yo momma's like Atlantic City, always turned on.
-Yo momma's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.
-Yo momma's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.
-Yo momma's like a fan, she's always blowing someone.
-Yo momma's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.
-Yo momma's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
-Yo momma's like school at 3 o'clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers.
-Yo momma's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
-Yo momma's like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing.
-Yo momma's like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all.
-Yo momma's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free.
-Yo momma's like Blockbuster Video, everyone goes home happy.
-Yo momma's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country.
-Yo momma's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
-Yo momma's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.
-Yo momma's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.
-Yo momma's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
-Yo momma's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
-Yo momma's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
-Yo momma's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.
-Yo momma's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
-Yo momma's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.
-Yo momma's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.
-Yo momma's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.
-Yo momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
-Yo momma's like a shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded.
-Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
-Yo momma's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"
-Yo momma's like a Toyota, "I love what she does for me!"
-Yo momma's like a Telly, even a 2 year old could turn her on.
-Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck.
-Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.
-Yo momma's like a tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.
-Yo momma's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
-Yo momma's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.
-Yo momma's like a Ford Pinto, she blows after she gets banged in the rear.
-Yo momma's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.
-Yo momma's like a refridgerator, everyone puts their meat in her.
-Yo momma's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
-Yo momma's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.
-Yo momma's like a window, always open.
-Yo momma's like Denny's... open 24 hours.
-Yo momma's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
-Yo momma's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide.
-Yo momma's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get.
-Yo momma's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread.
-Yo momma's like mustard, she spreads easy.
-Yo momma's like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket.
-Yo momma's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in.
-Yo momma's like a tricycle, she's easy to ride.
-Yo momma's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.
-Yo momma's like lettuce, 25 cents a head.
-Yo momma's like a moped, everyone rides her but they won't admit it.
-Yo momma likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap
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