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-Yo momma's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.
-Yo momma's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop.
-Yo momma's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony.
-Yo momma's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.
-Yo momma's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat.
-Yo momma's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!
-Yo momma only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings.
-Yo momma's got Play-Doh teeth.
-Yo momma's got sideburns on her tits.
-Yo momma's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
-Yo momma's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
-Yo momma's got an afro with a turn signal.
-Yo momma's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this.
-Yo momma's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch.
-Yo momma's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
-Yo momma's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
-Yo momma's got no hair and trekkies try to get her autograph.
-Yo momma's got an eagle's nest wig.
-Yo momma's got a wooden leg with termites.
-Yo momma's got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
-Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
-Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a real foot.
-Yo momma's got a pegleg with a kickstand.
-Yo momma's got a wooden leg with an owl's nest in it.
-Yo momma's got a wooden leg with branches.
-Yo momma's got everything a man could want.
-Yo momma's got an afro with a chin strap!
-Yo momma's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
-Yo momma's got fake hair, fake eyes and fake nails talkin' bout she wants a real man.
-Yo momma got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
-Yo momma's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
-Yo momma's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
-Yo momma's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
-Yo momma's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it.
-Yo momma's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.
-Yo momma's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines.
-Yo momma's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin' they call her Bob.
-Yo momma's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the Pointer Sisters.
-Yo momma's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges.
-Yo momma's got two fingers and she's a representative for world peace.
-Yo momma's got no neck talkin' 'bout how she's all choked up.
-Yo momma's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story.
-Yo momma's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.
-Yo momma's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.
-Yo momma's got one arm and they call her Armondo.
-Yo momma's got one eye on the right and she's talkin' bout' "Make this left."
-Yo momma's got one eye and one leg and they call her IHOP.
-Yo momma's got one leg talkin' bout "Ain't no half steppin."
-Yo momma's got one leg and people call her Ilene.
-Yo momma's got snakeskin teeth.
-Yo momma's got shark teeth.
-Yo momma's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."
-Yo momma's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
-Yo momma's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
-Yo momma's got a glass eye with a shade.
-Yo momma's got a glass eye talkin' bout she can see clearly now.
-Yo momma's got a glass tooth with your fourth grade picture in it.
-Yo momma's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights.
-Yo momma's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
-Yo momma's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
-Yo momma's got no arms and they call her Armando.
-Yo momma's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
-Yo momma's got three fingers and a banjo.
-Yo momma's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls.
-Yo momma's got three fingers talkin' bout "Gimme five."
-Yo momma's got a long sleeved bra.
-Yo momma's got ingrown nipples.
-Yo momma's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky.
-Yo momma's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
-Yo momma's got two wooden legs and one is on backward.
-Yo momma ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "I'm hangin' in there."
-Yo momma ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "Raise the roof!"
-Yo momma ain't got no arms talkin' `bout pointing me in the right direction.
-Yo momma ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I'm lookin' forward to it."
-Yo momma ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I see what you mean."
-Yo momma ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya."
-Yo momma's got no ears talkin' bout "I don't want to hear it."
-Yo momma's got a glass leg with Kool-Aid in it.
-Yo momma's got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion.
-Yo momma ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap."
-Yo momma ain't got no toes and she bought a pair of sandals.
-Yo momma's got a pair of high top flip flops.
-Yo momma's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.
-Yo momma ain't got no legs talkin' bout "I ain't gonna stand for this."
-Yo momma ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she used to kick it.
-Yo momma ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president.
-Yo momma ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things.
-Yo momma ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike.
-Yo momma ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna get the new Jordans.
-Yo momma's got no legs and tried out for track.
-Yo momma's got more crack than Harlem.
-Yo momma's got more crack than Marion Barry.
-Yo momma has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
-Yo momma has one arm and swims in circles.
-Yo momma has one leg and swims in circles.
-Yo momma has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says "She throws a right, a right, and another right."
-Yo momma has so many fat rolls that she has to screw her pants on.
-Yo momma has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.
-Yo momma has 3 eyes and they call her "Eye-eye-eye."
-Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
-Yo momma's has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers.
-Yo momma has a `fro with landing lights.
-Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
-Yo momma has a moustache and they call her Bob.
-Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
-Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
-Yo momma has no legs, no arms, and no eyes but she's still the one for me.
-Yo momma has no arms and bought a vest.
-Yo momma has one tooth and they call her Drill-Bit.
-Yo momma has one tooth and they call her Chopper One.
-Yo momma has one ear and a burnt potato chip.
-Yo momma has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy.
-Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
-Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
-Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
-Yo momma has one short arm and can't applaud.
-Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
-Yo momma has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts.
-Yo momma has so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and said "Damn, I haven't seen this much snow in years."
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