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-Yo momma's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
-Yo momma's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.
-Yo momma's so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
-Yo momma's so greasy, she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
-Yo momma's so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.
-Yo momma's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.
-Yo momma's so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.
-Yo momma's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.
-Yo momma's so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
-Yo momma's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
-Yo momma's so greasy, her freckles slipped off.
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