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-Yo father's like cement, takes him two days to get hard.
-I saw Yo father jacking off into a paper sack, I asked what he was doing, he said packing your lunch.
-I called Yo father a fag and he hit me with his purse!
-Yo father's so fat, even his dick has rolls.
-Yo dad's so stupid, when Yo mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her
with a brick before he does her.
-Yo dad's so stupid, he has to unzip his pants to count to 11.
-Yo father's dick is so small, he makes yo mama look hung.
-Yo father's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts.
-Yo father's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet.
-Yo father's so ugly, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bananas.
-Yo father's so ugly, his own hand turns him down.
-Yo father's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face.
-Yo father has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard.
-Yo father suffers from dick-do disease... His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.
-Yo father's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World.
-Yo father's like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick.
-Yo father's so stupid, when yo mama says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he has to fuck her three times
and put a vice grip on her head... and yo mama likes that.
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