-Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests.

-See if a yawn really is contagious.

-Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the preacher.

-Devise ways of climbing into the balcony without using the stairs.

-Listen for your preacher to use a word beginning with 'A' then 'B and so on through the alphabet.

-Sit in the back row and roll a handful of marbles under the pews ahead of you. After the service, credit yourself with 10 points for every marble that made it to the front.

-Using church bulletins or visitor cards for raw materials,design, test and modify a collection of paper airplanes.

-Start from the back of the church and try to crawl all the way to the front, under the pews, without being noticed.

-Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the rest room.

-Whip out a hankie and blow your nose. Vary the pressure exerted on your nostrils and trumpet out a rendition of your favorite hymn.

-Chew gum; if the sermon goes on for more than 15 minutes, start blowing bubbles.

-Try to indicate to the minister that his fly is undone.

-By unobtrusively drawing your arms up into your sleeves, turn your shirt around backwards.

-Line up your little beany baby stuffed animals, (the ones your mother gave you to keep you quiet in church). During the prayer begin pushing them two at a time up to the front of the church. If it is a -long prayer, you can get at least eight to the front before the prayer is over.

-While people are locating the announced congregational song, step out in the aisle and begin waving your arms as if directing the hymn.

-Sit close to the front, and during the prayer, turn around backwards, point, and count softly how many people do not have their heads bowed and eyes closed.

-See how many hard candies you can stuff in your cheeks before your mother catches you.

-Begin coughing and get louder and louder until you get to excuse yourself and leave the room.

-Choose a different song than was announced and begin singing it as loud as you can.