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-Yo momma's so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
-Yo momma's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
-Yo momma's so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
-Yo momma's so bald, she's a stunt double for Curly on the Three Stooges.
-Yo momma's so bald, I thought about hiring her to play Curly on my Three Stooges revival act.
-Yo momma's so bald, you can play airhockey on her head.
-Yo momma's so bald, she curls her hair with rice.
-Yo momma's so bald, she needs a weave to make naps.
-Yo momma's so baldheaded, when she showers she gets brainwashed.
-Yo momma's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.
-Yo momma's so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass.
-Yo momma's so bald, you could paint her head purple and she'd look like my dick.
-Yo momma's so bald, she looks like a blown up condom.
-Yo momma's so bald and short, she was mistakened for Mini-me.
-Yo momma's so bald, I can read her mind.
-Yo momma's so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head.
-Yo momma's so bald, I thought she was Mr. Clean.
-Yo momma's so bald, she's a stunt double for Captain Picard.
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