1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask
your neighbour," May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say in disgust "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my
lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks
the silence with a bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and
then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a
high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt
it erratically under the Stall walls of your
neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut
butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the
stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, please eh?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little
too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over
again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, consciously lay
down your "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on
the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall
and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall
wall and sing "Born Free"
20. Smear peanut butter on some toilet paper and
drop it on the floor in your neighbour's stall and
say, "Hey can you get that for me?"