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-Tell Yo momma to stop wearing different color lipstick, because I have a rainbow dick.
-Tell Yo momma that I'm mad at her... and her jagged-ass teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I've already had mine.
-Tell Yo momma to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles.
-Tell Yo momma to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs.
-Tell Yo momma to send me some makeup remover, I can't get her lipstick off my dick.
-After I'm done whoopin' your ass, -Tell Yo momma she's next!
-Tell Yo momma that the tip's under the pillow.
-Tell Yo momma that I want a refund.
-Tell Yo momma to stop calling me.
-Tell Yo momma that I need my underwear back.
-Tell Yo momma that I want my dime back.
-Tell Yo momma that my dog wants to know how much he owes her for last night.
-Tell Yo momma to wear a bra, she looks like she's got 4 arms.
-Tell Yo momma I love her in those panties Yo daddy gave her.
-Tell Yo momma I'll be home late for dinner.
-Tell Yo momma I love the way she blows me.
-Tell Yo momma I want her to get her shit out of my house now!
-Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo momma's chest, as flat as her back?
-Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.
-Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo momma suck in one hour?
-Roses are red, violets are yellow, that guy that just fucked Yo momma is a jolly good fellow.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, I gave your mom a dollar and she fucked me too!
-Roses are red, Yo momma's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your bitch.
-Violets are blue, roses are red, please -Tell Yo momma that she gives some good head.
-Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo momma smells like ass crack.
-I don't mean to be mean, but Yo momma needs Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
-This is a fact, Yo momma's breath is wack, she needs a Tic, not a Tac, but the whole damn pack.
-Roses are red, I'm at the door, Yo momma has a cup saying "Change for the poor."
-Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo momma stinks, and so do you.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo momma needs is a good shampoo.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo momma asked what's stupid and poor, and I said you.
-Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but Yo momma is gay.
-Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo momma's so ugly, I don't know what to say.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, a bitch like Yo momma belongs in a zoo.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, beasts like yo momma belong in a zoo.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo momma's breath smells like five day old stew.
-One good snap deserves another, so between my legs you'll find your mother.

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