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-Yo momma's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
-Yo momma's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
-Yo momma is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head.
-Yo momma's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks.
-Yo momma's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
-Yo momma's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone.
-Yo momma's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck.
-Yo momma's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters.
-Yo momma's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show.
-Yo momma's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it.
-Yo momma's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars.
-Yo momma's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two.
-Yo momma's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.
-Yo momma's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.
-Yo momma's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
-Yo momma's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.
-Yo momma's ass is so big, its got more crack than Mayor Marion Barry.
-Yo momma's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.
-Yo momma's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
-Yo momma's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.
-Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
-Yo momma's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk.
-Yo momma's neck is so wrinkled, she can grate cheese on it.
-Yo momma's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.
-Yo momma's hair is so short, she don't get finger waves, she gets finger prints.
-Yo momma's hair is unbeweavable.
-Yo momma's hair is so nappy, it looks like an aerial view of the million man march. Look! There goes Farrakhan!
-Yo momma's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
-Yo momma's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it.
-Yo momma's hair is nappier than a goats ass.
-Yo momma's hair is so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed.
-Yo momma's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it.
-Yo momma's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures.
-Yo momma's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind.
-Yo momma's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets.
-Yo momma's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.
-Yo momma's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
-Yo momma's head is so big, when she tries to tie her shoes, the bitch flips over.
-Yo momma's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies.
-Yo momma's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
-Yo momma's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags.
-Yo momma's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
-Yo momma's head is so small, she uses a tea bag for a pillow.
-Yo momma's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
-Yo momma's legs are like Jif, easy to spread.
-Yo momma's a blind bird-watcher.
-Yo momma's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
-Yo momma's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.
-Yo momma's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.
-Yo momma's lips are so big, she uses Mop & Glow for lipstick.
-Yo momma's lips are so big, when she smiles she wets her hair.
-Yo momma's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears.
-Yo momma is so horny, she puts a dollar over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!"
-Yo momma is so horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the Energizer bunny.
-Yo momma's tits are so small, she had to tattoo "front" on her chest.
-Yo momma's jaw is so strong, she can blow bubbles in Now-'N-Laters.

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