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Yo momma's so Ghetto...

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-Yo momma's so ghetto, she keeps Pimpdaddy's Yo momma Snaps bookmarked. (Hey wait, that's not funny!)
-Yo momma's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.
-Yo momma's so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed.
-Yo momma's so ghetto, she was born in a bucket at KFC.
-Yo momma's so ghetto, she spells Ghetto like this, 'G-E-T-T-O'
-Yo momma's so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth.
-Yo momma's so ghetto, she washes paper plates.
-Yo momma's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it.
-Yo momma's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle.
-Yo momma's so ghetto, she wheelies on a ten speed.

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