1. Ask for a hamburger, Cry dramatically saying "Did they really have to kill the cow" in a sobbing voice.
2. Out side of the building, protest that they don't add enough salt on the drinks.
3. Unleash cockroaches secretly.
4. Sing a song out loud.
5. Try to rob the store in a poor manner(where a mask that does not allow you to see, ask people that are not at the counter
for money, or at least a trashcan).
6. Pay for your meal entirely in pennies.
7. Inquire what's in the Secret sauce.
8. Refuse to give them money until they win at Paper/Rock/Scissors.
9. Prevent all people from eating until you say a prayer (try and find the longest one).
10. Threaten to move to Antarctica to strangers who don't treat you nicely.
11. Ask for a burger that looks more like the pictures.
12. Without anyone looking, hide a french fry or a McNugget in someone's salad.
13. At the condiments counter, fill a cup of each condiment: Ketchup, mustard, horseradish, etc. Then randomly place a
condiment on stranger's trays.
14. Go to the play place and tell kids strangers have the best candys and that parents lie cause they don't want you to
15. Stand by the garbage and prevent people from throwing it out until they pay the fee.
16. Order a burger, hold the lettuce, tomatoes, meat,buns, ...
17. If they have televisions, change the channels to MTV or VH1.
18. Ask the waiter "Would you like fries with that" when they hand you your meal.
19. Order your meal in sign language.
20. Dress as Ronald McDonald and advice customers not to eat here.