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Santa's Dilemma

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A beautiful innocent young girl wants to
meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on
Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and
begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the
girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy
voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away."


Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the
presents to the children, you know."


The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and
says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile;
just stay for a while..."


Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go,
Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."


The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please...
Stay."


Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta
go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know."


She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please...
Stay...."


Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY,
Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my
pecker this way!


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