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-Yo momma's so dark, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.
-Yo momma's so dark, she disappears at night.
-Yo momma's so dark, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.
-Yo momma's so dark, she bleeds smoke.
-Yo momma's so dark, she could show up naked to a funeral.
-Yo momma's so dark, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
-Yo momma's so dark, she drinks water and pees coffee.
-Yo momma's so dark, her ass looks like two tires.
-Yo momma's so dark, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
-Yo momma's so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent.
-Yo momma's so dark, she makes night look like day.
-Yo momma's so dark, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.
-Yo momma's so dark, when she goes outside street lights turn on.
-Yo momma's so dark, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
-Yo momma's so dark, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.
-Yo momma's so dark, when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants.
-Yo momma's so dark, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
-Yo momma's so dark, when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.
-Yo momma's so dark, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
-Yo momma's so dark, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
-Yo momma's so dark, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
-Yo momma's so dark, when she smiles at night she looks like floating Chicklets.
-Yo momma's so dark, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth.
-Yo momma's so dark, if her eye's were red she'd be a beeper.
-Yo momma's so dark, her nickname is evening.
-Yo momma's so dark, she makes asphalt look grey.
-Yo family's so dark, when they hold hands, it looks like a stretch limo.
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