-Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests.
-See if a yawn really is contagious.
-Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the preacher.
-Devise ways of climbing into the balcony without using the stairs.
-Listen for your preacher to use a word beginning with 'A' then 'B and so on through the alphabet.
-Sit in the back row and roll a handful of marbles under the pews ahead of you. After the service, credit yourself with
10 points for every marble that made it to the front.
-Using church bulletins or visitor cards for raw materials,design, test and modify a collection of paper airplanes.
-Start from the back of the church and try to crawl all the way to the front, under the pews, without being noticed.
-Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the rest room.
-Whip out a hankie and blow your nose. Vary the pressure exerted on your nostrils and trumpet out a rendition of your favorite
-Chew gum; if the sermon goes on for more than 15 minutes, start blowing bubbles.
-Try to indicate to the minister that his fly is undone.
-By unobtrusively drawing your arms up into your sleeves, turn your shirt around backwards.
-Line up your little beany baby stuffed animals, (the ones your mother gave you to keep you quiet in church). During the
prayer begin pushing them two at a time up to the front of the church. If it is a -long prayer, you can get at least eight
to the front before the prayer is over.
-While people are locating the announced congregational song, step out in the aisle and begin waving your arms as if directing
-Sit close to the front, and during the prayer, turn around backwards, point, and count softly how many people do not have
their heads bowed and eyes closed.
-See how many hard candies you can stuff in your cheeks before your mother catches you.
-Begin coughing and get louder and louder until you get to excuse yourself and leave the room.
-Choose a different song than was announced and begin singing it as loud as you can.