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Rudolf's red nose parody


Rudy the dead beat fath-er
Won't support his fam-i-ly--

Dooming his wife and children
To a life of pov-er-ty.

Rudy enjoys the good life--
Takes a Roy-al princess cruise;

Makes it with busty bim-bos--
Drinks the most expensive booze

When the law got on his trail,
Rudy changed his name;

grew a moustache and goatee
had some plastic sur-ger-y.

Rudy the deadbeat fath-er
loves the gliter and the glow

if he had only known it
He'd have split ten years ago!


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