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Jingle Bell Rock parody



Mary Beth, Mary Beth, my old girlfriend
Sleeping on the couch, or in my own pouch
Humping and bumping all through the night
Now that's a very scary sight

Mary Beth, Mary Beth, my old girlfriend
Sexual time in sexual rhyme
Stroking and pulling her lovely hair
In the frosty air.

What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the couch away
Ringer bell time, is a swell time
To go f***ing in one horse open sleigh
Get it up, make it long, rise up your legs
Humping around the clock
Warm up the air all night with our heat,
That's the Mary Beth,
That's the Mary Beth,
That's the Mary Beth rock.


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