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FYI, this is not a real carol.
It's a Metallica song.
But heck, this parody makes it a carol.
Makes his way through the clouds night of Christmas Eve
Old and fat, suit of red!
Shouting "On Prancer, on Dancer, pull my sleigh!"
"Bring my toys to girls and boys, yeah, for Christmas Day!"
Who's been naughty, who's been nice, only Santa Knows
Who gets toys, who gets coal!
On he flies through the night spreading warmth and cheer
Fat ol' man only works just one day a year!
For whom the sleigh flies
Reindeer push on!
For whom the sleigh flies
Take a look to the sky, did you see that glow?
Rudolf's nose shining bright!
What's that blip on the screens down at JFK?
Just St. Nick on his way 'cross the USA
Stranger things fly the skies down in Mexico
Santa's cool, we don't mind!
Leave some cookies and some milk on a little tray
They'll be gone when you get up, yeah, on Christmas Day!
For whom the sleigh flies
Reindeer push on!
For whom the sleigh flies!
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