Hark the gossip fills the air-r
Mom's begun a new affair;
Sneaking off to get her ki-icks--
Down the road at Motel 6;
Filled with mid-life lust and hunger,
Every year she likes them younger;
Who'd have thought her days she'd spend,
Getting on with my best friend!
Shacking up for days on end --
Getting it on...with my best friend!