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Fill the house with jubilation!
fa la la la la la la la la
Billy Bob is on probation
Fa la la la la la la la la
Ellie slept with brother Chester!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Now she's in her 3rd trimester
Fa la la la la la la la la
Give a cheer--we're all together
Fa la la la la la la la la
Claire is into whips and leather
Fa la la la la la la la la
Roy has formed his own milita
Fa la la la la la la la la
Clem's a pimp for cousin Trica
Fa la la la la la la la la
Gather round and give a blessing
Fa la la la la la la la la
Uncle Fred is still cross-dressing
Fa la la la la la la la la
Jeff is on the floor with Donna
Fa la la la la la la la la
Stoned on home-grown marijuana
Fa la la la la la la la la
Join our Christmas celebration--
Fa la la la la la la la la
Make our house your destination--
Fa la la la la la la la la
Every year's a real hum-dinger--
Fa la la la la la la la la
Catch us soon on Jerry Springer
Fa la la la la la la la la
Deck The Halls
See that drag queen his name's Molly.
Fa La La La La La La La La
For 50 bucks he'll make you jolly.
Fa La La La La La La La La
See him in his gay apparel.
Fa La La La La La La La La
You should meet his brother Carol.
Fa La La La La La La La La
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We Wish You A Merry Christmas
We wish you a happy hearing,
we wish you a happy hearing,
We wish you a happy hearing,
and we hope you make bail!
We wish you a scary Christmas,
we wish you a scary Christmas,
We wish you a scary Christmas,
Halloween has returned!
We wish you a rotten Christmas,
we wish you a rotten Christmas,
We wish you a rotten Christmas,
and it smells all like sh**!
We wish you a grouchy Christmas,
we wish you a grouchy Christmas,
We wish you a grouchy Christmas,
we hate all of you!
We wish you a fairy Christmas,
we wish you a fairy Christmas,
We wish you a fairy Christmas,
and to f*** our boyfriends!
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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
Rudolph the red nosed wino,
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you got too close to him,
He would take off his clothes.
All of the other winos,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any wino games.
Then one chilly Christmas Eve,
Rudolph froze to death in an alley.
End of story.
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