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Little Drummer Boy parody

Little Hooters girl
Her rubber tight buns

A groovy pair to see
Double D fun

She brings me chicken wings
A ton, a ton, ton

She wears tight, skimpy things
Her tummy tight tum, rubber tight buns
Look at them guns

Oh, to ogle them
Her rubber tight buns

That's why we come


Little Hooters girl
She's not a dumb-dumb

She brings cold beer to me
and poured us all some

A birthday song they sang
with mighty big lungs

Across the bar they hang her
rubber tight bum, double D fun
Had her boobs done


Then she smiled at me,
I'll tip a big ton

Me and my chums
Look at them guns
Had her boobs done


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