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Up on the house top parody



Up on the rooftop, reindeer paws
Out jumps fat, old, Sandy Clawz.
Visits the girl dorm, He thinks he's slick.
Gets stuck in the chimney cuz of his dick.

HO HO HO!
Who wouldn't go
HO HO HO!
Who wouldn't go
Up on the rooftop, Big St. Nick,
Stuck in the chimney cuz of his dick.

First sees the stockings on little Nell,
Oh boy, Baby! I just fell.
She wants a dolly the laughs and cries,
I'm just checking out her sexy thighs.

HO HO HO!
Who wouldn't go
HO HO HO!
Who wouldn't go
Up on the rooftop, Big St. Nick,
Stuck in the chimney cuz of his dick.

Next comes the stockings on little Jill,
Oh yeah, Baby! What a thrill.
He's got a boner that looks like my thumb,
Next thing you know I might as well cum.

HO HO HO!
Who wouldn't go
HO HO HO!
Who wouldn't go
Up on the rooftop, Up on the rooftop,
Big St. Nick, Big St. Nick,
Stuck in the chimney Stuck in the chimney
Stuck cuz of his dick.


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