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1. Even if you miss totally- at the top of your lungs scream "STEEEEEEEEEEERIKE!!!"
2. Wear golf shoes.
3. Everytime you throw the ball, yell "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!!!" continue this behaviour until you're forcefully
thrown out.
4. Bring a foghorn, use it at crucial moments.
5. Bring full angling gear, ask how the fish are biting.
6. Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
7. Rent all the shoes, eat them.
8. When ever the strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy.
9. Wrestle with your ball (WWE style). Ask someone to ref.
10. Root for the other teams- bring banners.
11. Make fun of your team- bring lettuce.
12. If your team is in the finals, throw nothing but gutter balls, blame platetechtonics.
13. Juggle the bowling balls, be careful to avoid broken toes.
14. Pray to the pins, leave scarifices.
15. Hide behinds the pins. Stick your head up, LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.
16. Throw gutter balls in other people's lanes.
17. When you get a 7-10 split, throw two bowling balls at the same time to knock both pins down.
18. If you miss any pins, run up the lane and kick the pins down.
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